The difference between an optimist and a pessimist ....
It's dark, cold, late at night. Jessie and I are outside loading carts in the back of the truck in the freezing cold. Dialogue as follows:
Lisa: I am soooo glad I get to go inside and take a hot shower. You know, I love hot showers in the winter time...they're the only thing that really warms me up.
Jessie: I hate hot showers in the winter time................you have to get out.