"A sick young man named Ron drove up to a park in a coach. He decided to make a meal of Oscar Myers, but while doing so, seared his finger and screamed "Eeeeiiioooo." In agony, he rolled down the green dales covered with grass. While laying there, a band of hoods snuck up on him. His marred finger was useless as he fought, but the right prevailed and he rolled his foes up into a pile."
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